Surreal

I had a very surreal day today. I thought I should write it down so I can come back to it later for inspiration or whatever.

First I had a thought of the constrution on M-14, what if the lanes kept narrowing down until there were no more lanes left? Everyone would be stuck. And I thought, even if they put up signs saying that there would be a bottleneck and eventual blockade, people would still wait until the last minute to cut in front of me. This speaks badly of me also, because I would be sitting there too.

The second thing was when I came home and there were a few dozen blue post-its all over the floor. Like someone sneezed them.

hooplah.

Holy Cyan Jumpsuit, Batman!

Yes, I bought one. BEWARE!!

Thought I should post, haven't in over a month now.

Don't have any drawings to post because I feel like the old folks on the proposed social healthcare plan: nothing to be salvaged.

I work about 35 hours a week and am raking in the MOOLAH but unfortunately it is the only human contact I get. So please call me and we can do lunch. I REALLY want to see Bruno or District 9, so call me and we can do that too.

REALLY.

I have lost ten pounds already, and I plan to lose twenty more. Then I will be buff. Then I will become a cat burgular and make national news for terrorizing the fancy people of Ann Arbor. (But they really deserve it because they're all snobby snob bastards.) And during the school year, I'll steal from the wealty in Detroit but find there are no wealthy people in Detroit and commute to Birmingham or Grosse Pointe instead. But don't tell anyone or I'll have to kill you. It's been a lifelong dream of mine. (To kill you.)


But I've got to do laundry, so ttyl!

Here is a picture of a shepard in Ramallah. Shepards in Palestine go pretty much anywhere. This here is in a neighborhood. In Bethlehem, a city that is surrounded by the separation wall, shepards cannot go out to fields so they lead their herds around empty lots in the city. In Jordan, Bedouins can be seen everywhere too. (Well, where we were anyway.) Some bedouins have camels, even! But the whole area is really westernized. The whole romanticising of Arabia is a bunch of crap.

*dies*

OH MYLANTA I JUST DIED. You cannot COMPREHEND the extent of my joy right now. YOU CANNOT.

Anyways, I'm baking za'tar bread right now. If it comes out ok, I'll host an event where I make some and feed all you people at school.

And I'm still negelecting art right now.

The Futile Pit Scatters the Maintained Pope.

I found this wonderful thing! I thought to myself,'I need a random word generator to help spark ideas,' so I typed into Google "Random Word Generator." LO AND BEHOLD there's a website that generates random words of varying occurrence, random phrases, sentences, and even random paragraphs! Algebraic! But I won't tell YOU where to find such a mystical font of knowledge, because you poopy-faces steal all my ideas! So don't you dare go to http://watchout4snakes.com/CreativityTools/Main/Main.aspx to facilitate your evil ways! Instead, watch this YouTube video:


By the way! That was the very least of all my most amazing ideas! So even if you take my ideas for your own, I have other ways I will keep myself busy for the summer. But I'm not telling you!! XP Poopy-faced lozer-pants!!
And my job will keep me busy while supplying me with sweet, sweet disposable income! I got a job at the local Kroger as a cashier. Not flashy! But I like cashieering because it has CASH in the title.

So I may or may not post the UNTOLD AWESOMENESS that I will not tell you about later in the summer. Sadly, I may not. You see, I am a 'lazy ass.' This is medical jargon for the complete inability to do, well, anything!

Ooh, look! A birdie!

Dildor!

"I Feel Like...I'M Flying!!"